PRA Manifesto

2006. A year that will forever be remembered. When big science changed planet definitions to silence planet voices. The fat cats at big science thought that Pluto and his friends knew too much. So we on earth have founded the Pluto and Other Marginalized Planets Recognition Army. We will take the IAU and give the rights that need most planets "dwarf" want require. Don't forget. Make sure to donate so we can buy artillery and other related weapons. We plan to take Neptune hostage until they give recognition. So rights to Pluto! Rights to Ceres! Rights to Eris! Rights to other "dwarfs"! Say "AY" and we shall march forward. Bring forth our rockets and conquer all. We shall burn Mercury as demonstration of our will! PLANET RIGHTS!